“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
beyonce is now the female artist with the most grammy nominations in history and i would just like to ask you how your faves head is feeling because im betting on cold seeing as bey just straight snatched them all bald without even having dropped a single
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
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Man I Feel Old: Who Sang This Song?
how do u even kno how to kiss wtf is there some secret class
yeah, it’s full right now but i could tutor you
Smooth as fuck
"For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated—a woman writing about her…
IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I SEE IT
THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYINGvia
if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there’s something siriusly ron with you.